Monday, December 28, 2009

Happy New Year From Horace!

"You are so taking me to the party!" Horace hopped up and down on the polished wood surface of Stasi's dresser as she rummaged through her closet.

"No." Her word was muffled but that didn't stop the power she exuded.

The six-inch grayish stone gargoyle snarled as he absently chewed on a razor sharp claw. "It's New Year's Eve."

"And your point is?" Stasi pulled out a cobalt silk strapless dress with a flirty hem that revealed more than it covered. She hung the dress on a nearby hook and returned to the closet to find shoes.

"I don't want to be alone."The 700-year plus witch ignored his mock-sorrowful tone. "You won't be alone. Bogie isn't going either." She looked over her shoulder and smiled at her beloved and magickal Yorkie/Chihuahua that tended to float along the floor instead of walking and disappeared if he thought he was in trouble. At the moment, the dog was sleeping peacefully in the middle of her bed and looked as if he could care less the New Year would ring in in a few short hours.

"You're going off to have champagne and all sorts of fun food while I have to stay here and dogsit?"

This time Bogie did raise his head with a curled upper lip and snarl sounding.

'Yeah, well, you'll probably go out and find yourself a dog to hump while I'm stuck here listening to everyone shout "Happy New Year" and doing the kissy face thing. What've I got?" Horace marched across the dresser surface, only barely avoiding kicking perfume bottles into the air but aware the consequences weren't worth the crime. Not when Stasi's best friend was an expert in revenge spells and Stasi would let Blair loose on him. He may be a gargoyle, but he wasn't stupid.

Stasi ignored his mutterings and stuck him in a drawer while she dressed. He was still complaining as she and Blair swept out the door to their party.

"You'll be sorry!" he shouted after them."There's pretzels in the cupboard!" Stasi called back to him."Pretzels. Big friggin' deal. I get crunchy salty twists while all over the place midnight madness is going on." Horace skidded to a stop and ran back to the back door. He smiled as he watched Stasi and Blair drive off. No way he'd allow them to have all the fun.


"Some guys don't understand boundaries and a New Year's kiss doesn't mean a tonsillectomy," Stasi grumbled as she drove the SUV down Moonstone Lake's main street leading to the building that housed her and Blair's shops and second floor apartment. "What is this?" She slowed down at the cars lining the road and lights flaring from the building on the corner. A building that shouldn't be that lit up.

Blair leaned forward. "Your shop is open!"Stasi ended up stopping her vehicle in the middle of the road and jumped out, running over to her lingerie boutique's front door that stood open while women roamed in and out.

"Great sales in there and they're even serving champagne!" One woman walked out with an armful of bags. "75% off!"

Stasi's voice strangled inside her throat as she stared at her shop sadly depleted of stock while women, obviously coming back from parties elsewhere on the mountain, had stopped for a midnight madness sale.

A smiling Horace sauntered out of the dressing room behind a shapely brunette. He didn't look the least bit guilty as Stasi loomed over him.

"What have you done?" Magick flew around her like a tornado.

He shrugged. "I told you not to leave me alone."

Happy New Year from the Hexy Witches!


  1. Happy New Years from my wolves to your witches, Linda! I promise they will behave if yours do... :) Well, maybe not. More fun if they don't!

  2. LOL! Horace needs a 24 hour keeper!
    Happy New Year!

  3. Fun story, Linda! Thanks so much for sharing it.

  4. Way to go Horace. Oh what will happen to him now? Cute story, thanks for sharing.

    Just finished "Hex in High Heels" and LOVED it!

  5. Horace obviously subscribes to the 'don't get mad, get even' school of thought.

    So what does it take to get even with him? Dropping him off a bridge?

    Can magickal stone gargoyles swim?

  6. I'd say more fun if they don't, Terry. And think if they party together.


  7. I don't know, Cheryl. He's got Stasi already and look what happens.


  8. Thanks Mason.

    As you could tell in the book Horace has his good points even if it's helping exact revenge where revenge is due.

  9. Horace would probably find a way to use water wings, MM. And yes, he does believe in getting even.

  10. Great story, Linda. Horace is so much fun!

  11. Happy New Years, everyone!

    That's about all I've got as I finish up these edits for I Dream of Genies!

  12. YAY for Horace!

    Thanx for the cute story, Linda! I'm sure Horace has many more adventures and I hope we get to share some of them in 2010.



  13. Thanks Robin.

    I think shopping with Horace could be an interesting experience.