We are so fortunate to have so many talented, witty English-speaking writers. Today I’m sharing a few of my favorite quotes with you. I know these ladies and gentlemen always bring a smile to my lips.
Always forgive your enemies—nothing annoys them so much.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them a great deal.
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
It was a delightful visit - perfect, in being much too short.
Get the facts first. You can distort them later. (Perfect for historical authors!)
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think. (when challenged to use “horticulture” in a sentence)
I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Who are some of your favorite humorous writers? What are your favorite witty quotes?